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Nowhere Is Safe
Yo! I'm Niki. Up all night and running in place.

As you can see, I enjoy robots. I also enjoy videogames, science, bugs, and talking! I love meeting new people so don't ever be afraid to chat me up!
Also I draw things. And sometimes write.

Transformers.

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XD; Probably a little much. Usually around that time I can’t even process music. It’s just ‘Uuuhhnng wait how’d I get this far down the playlist so fast I literally don’t even remember 80% of it’

There is very little I can do without listening to music. I can’t concentrate at all without it. Even if I don’t process it all the time

Okay, as much as I love listening to creepy music when I draw these two this song is a little too…. about to be stabbed to death-y for five in the morning. 

Knowing brain and nervous system stuff is great because I can use fancy words like nociceptor which totally sounds technical enough to be a robo-part but is really just a fancy word for pain receptors. 

mercurymaplekey asked:
I was thinking a lot about Blurr being way more kinky than Rodimus and he wants Roddy to dominate him in berth sometime, and Rodimus agrees because whoa hot. But he doesn't really know what he's doing and keeps laughing and hesitating and asking Blurr if this and that is okay, and Blurr is kind of frustrated but kind of also cracking up too and it's just the most awkward dorky sex ever and totally not hot but still good because they're dumb boys. I'm going to write this at some point.

hamfootsia:

zephra85:

hamfootsia:

Oh my goodddddd yess!! Sweet dumb boys. Rodimus attempts dirty talk and it’s horrible and his voice cracks and Blurr laughs at him but then HIS voice cracks and Rodimus snorts and they fall off the bed.

With Longarm/Shocky and Blurr taking the lead and ‘walking’ Roddy through it, Rodimus starts off into it but so damn FLUSTERED that he just obeys/sits back and enjoys being dom-ed by these two. 

Omfg yes! Other iterations I’ve imagined involve Longarm tying Rod up and making him watch as he makes Blurr scream and also just physically manipulating them while Blurr is like YES and Rod is really embarassed but trying super hard and Longarm just watches like a creep.

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greentorsos:

look i scanned them

nethervane:

imagine your otp having sex and then making an aftersex snack and eating it together

mercurymaplekey asked:
I was thinking a lot about Blurr being way more kinky than Rodimus and he wants Roddy to dominate him in berth sometime, and Rodimus agrees because whoa hot. But he doesn't really know what he's doing and keeps laughing and hesitating and asking Blurr if this and that is okay, and Blurr is kind of frustrated but kind of also cracking up too and it's just the most awkward dorky sex ever and totally not hot but still good because they're dumb boys. I'm going to write this at some point.

hamfootsia:

zephra85:

mercurymaplekey:

hamfootsia:

Oh my goodddddd yess!! Sweet dumb boys. Rodimus attempts dirty talk and it’s horrible and his voice cracks and Blurr laughs at him but then HIS voice cracks and Rodimus snorts and they fall off the bed.

He starts making a joke out of it and calls Blurr the stupidest dirty names he can think of so Blurr tries to smother him with a pillow. They end up in a tangle, laughing and just rubbing against each other and that’s how they get off. Ehh, they’ll try again another time. 

Roddy needs some lessons from Longarm/Shockwave. You just KNOW TFA Shockwave can dirty talk like a motherfucker. (At least that’s MY headcannon. It’d be a damn crime if a voice that velvety never had filthy words spoken with it. )

C-CRIPES

I’ve actually had a few ideas regarding this in the past… there are so many kinky places things can go when it’s the three of them!!

Wait… I totally did not take that in a teaching by example type way when I read it.

I should have taken it that way. 

mercurymaplekey asked:
I was thinking a lot about Blurr being way more kinky than Rodimus and he wants Roddy to dominate him in berth sometime, and Rodimus agrees because whoa hot. But he doesn't really know what he's doing and keeps laughing and hesitating and asking Blurr if this and that is okay, and Blurr is kind of frustrated but kind of also cracking up too and it's just the most awkward dorky sex ever and totally not hot but still good because they're dumb boys. I'm going to write this at some point.

hamfootsia:

Oh my goodddddd yess!! Sweet dumb boys. Rodimus attempts dirty talk and it’s horrible and his voice cracks and Blurr laughs at him but then HIS voice cracks and Rodimus snorts and they fall off the bed.

He starts making a joke out of it and calls Blurr the stupidest dirty names he can think of so Blurr tries to smother him with a pillow. They end up in a tangle, laughing and just rubbing against each other and that’s how they get off. Ehh, they’ll try again another time.