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If photoshop didn’t crash I would’ve animated it oh well
"explain the character’s motivations and the reasoning behind his actions and who he is"
there we go
predfemmewholikesstabbingthings said: Cybertronian Middle Earth
i present to you -THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE BRIEFCASE
(yes this turned out MTMTE because Ratchet and Pharma, you’ll see. plus a dash of TFP. also this was originally going to be about The One Rivet but that changed… you’ll also see why hehe)
- Tailgate, big blue-eyed cutie with a strong heart who carries The One Briefcase to the Pits of Kaon to be destroyed
- Rewind, his best friend
- Swerve, the silly talkative one
- Skids, his best friend who gets him out of trouble, but also gets in to trouble with him a lot.
- Ratchet, an old man with magic hands. friend of Orion.
- Orion Pax, a ranger from Iacon; struggles with his true identity - heir to the lineage of Primes
- Rodimus, beautiful prince who’s good with a bow
- Ironhide - short, tough as nails, very dangerous over short distances
- Sentinel, resents Orion for being true king to his kingdom, goes a bit mad for power
- Elita One, beautiful kick ass lady and lover of Orion
- Alpha Trion, her father; kinda raised Orion too
they fight against the baddies…
- Tyrest, a floating crowned head that sits on a staff-shaped tower with a large veil (coughcapecough) and plans evil shit
- Pharma, his puppet; also has magic hands; was once a friend of Ratchet;
- Star Saber, the Bitch King of Craycray. servant of Tyrest. modelled his appearance after Tyrest himself (HUEHUEHUE)
- the Rivetwraiths, aka Seekers.
- OR Legislators as Uruk-hai YES
- Giant Aerialbots (read: eagles) as deux ex machina saviours
- insecticons as the trolls
- Predaking = Smaug obviously. or the Balrog. (YES PREDAKING SLAYS RATCHET in the Mines of Nemesis but RAtchet comes back because he’s Ratchet)
- SHIT i need a Gollum … Brainstorm??? he carries around The One Briefcase for too long and it corrupts him and he pretends to help Tailgate get rid of it but he just really wants his precious briefcase back
- Overlord is that Lieutenant with the weird mouth who shows up at the end in the extended version of ROTK
- i feel bad about not having Megs or the DJD but yeah deal with it
Okay I wrote the thing. I’m gonna shower now and then write some other things I sorely owe.
I’m bad at writing comments or description so just have some TFA.
I could never live in Canada though. The cold, the trees, the bagged milk. It’s too much.
Naw, it’s okay. We’ll keep you in a terrarium. Give you like a heat lamp. A nice little basking rock. Maybe like a branch or two for you to climb on. Sand for any burrowing purposes. Crickets.
XDD I stand by my declaration that you guys should just come where I live. I literally live in the warmest city in the country, it almost never snows here, and… You know, I can’t even remember the last time I saw bagged milk on a grocery shelf. Seriously. My parents bought it all the time when I was a kid but since I’ve been an adult out of the house I haven’t even SEEN it in a grocery store. o_0
But I like the snow and the cold. And the bagged milk! Not to mention nearby amenities such as maple syrup stalls, the beaver tail place, and nearby Wonderland.
No, it’s settled. I’m just going to buy a
murder house regular house, and you can all live in your own separate rooms with simulated environments like weird little zoo exhibits.